Buffalo Wings contain no beef
Hamburgers have no ham
Strawberries aren’t berries
Chillies aren’t cold
Mincemeat is vegetarian
Star fruit aren’t nuclear
Peanut Butter doesn’t contain butter
And Peanuts are legumes
Eggplants don’t contain chicks
Kiwi fruit aren’t the babies of flightless birds
Polynesian Long Pig don’t have curly tails
Lancashire Hot Pot doesn’t contain marijuana
The Parson’s Nose is at the rear
Bourbon biscuits are non-alcoholic
Jammie Dodgers aren’t lucky
Virgin Olive Oil
Knacker’s German Sausage
Brain’s Faggots
Cocktails
Horlicks
Spotted Dick
--- all misleading in their own way.
Surely now you can understand my confusion over the breadcrumbs.
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