Wednesday 30 September 2015

180

Here is a Facebook status I almost added, but decided not to for fear the male ovaries might explode:

In a complete 180 from the way I felt last night, I would like to say how indifferent I feel towards those who commit honour killings and force women (and men) into arranged marriages. I wish nothing but the best to those who commit some much needed murders against their family members. If it was up to me, I'd give you all a damn medal. To all those who go above and beyond in securing their family's good name by killing their sisters and daughters, I salute you! (I'll probably feel different about all this tomorrow depending on the over-sensitive reaction of anyone who cares to comment below)

the previous night's status was this:

This may make me sound like a complete psycho, but I'd love to have the ability to know when someone is going to do an honour killing on their daughter/sister. I'd like to be able to lock them in a room, then spend the next few days wondering whether to let them starve to death for wanting to commit such a horrible crime on someone they're supposed to love, or whether to do a bit of torturing on them first... whilst allowing them to starve... or maybe i'd feed them just to make it last. Here's a video of a baby monkey going backwards on a pig

[ I added a video of a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o&feature=youtu.be ]

the comments were as follows ('HIM' is a friend of mine. 'ME' is me. 'Imke' is my niece's mum):

  • Imke Verstappen likes this.
  • Comments
      • HIM - Really didn't enjoy reading that one, Chris. You want to torture and kill, huh.
      • ME - I've had a rethink. If the day ever comes when I get this superpower, I'll reconsider whether doing what I wrote is a good idea. I'll ponder it for a while. Maybe stopping those from killing innocent loved ones and then letting them to starve to death (and doing a bit of torture on them) isn't a good idea. Maybe i'll just keep my interfering nose out of their business. That song in the baby monkey video is a bit annoying.

So that was last night. My friend is a male feminist. I abhor feminism.


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