Name Changer

I want to write this on Facebook, but the way I discovered this information was on Facebook and I don't want to offend anyone. I wanted to write it on Twitter, but the person who wrote this is also on there too, even though she doesn't go on there, that I notice. So I'm writing it in a place no one will see it - my blog. 'Congratulations to ----- and ------ on the birth of their new son: Jaxx'.

I just... I don't believe it. It's... it's incomprehensible to me that even someone from this backwards town would call their child - ahem - fucking Jaxx. I hope the blood in my semen is an indicator of something terminal.